Perpetual dream

The Column

January 8th, 2009. Does size matter?

Let’s just start off by saying that the average size is around 14 – 17 cm. Now, the thing you gotta know, is how dicks get measured. At least from a scientific point of view it does count. Ballistics say bigger guns shoot further. Everybody likes them big. There’s no such thing as normal. I like it rough, but I don’t want to be split in half. They say gays have bigger cocks cause they use them more… not in this country, unless for jackin’ off. I wouldn’t mind having a 25-something snake in my pants. It’s like having a huge diamond that you keep in a big safe and show off at dinner parties. Do you want a soul-mate, or a cock-mate? Can you have your cake and eat it too?